Total Medals Earned: 400 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,885 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (300/500 points)
Play for 20 seconds (a cycle)
Raise time to 100
Raise Time to 500
Play for 5 cycles
Raise time to 1000
Survive for 9 cycles
You are a button mashing demi-god
What the f-how did yo-WHAT!? Okay, here's your medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Become an Australia Citizen!
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (30/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Pause the game
Restart a level
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub CastaƱon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Defeat the other monkeys in combat
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/330 points)
start the game
complete the tutorial
finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.